A Paramount Studios worker, named Bryan Barrios, is the sexual assault suspect who stabbed himself while hiding out in Paramount Studios from the LAPD.

It turns out that 36-year-old Bryan Barrios got himself in a world of trouble after he allegedly sexually assaulted a minor. Barrios, of course, will say that he’s as innocent as a newborn baby. But we all know that innocent folks don’t do what Barrios did, which was to run.

Knowing that his hide was fried, Barrios ran down Melrose Boulevard. He ran down Windsor Boulevard. He ran down Plymouth Boulevard. He ran down Melrose Avenue.

While doing all of that running, Barrios took the time out to shoot at the LAPD and Fullerton police. He fired at them, “bang, bang, bang!” They fired back at him, “bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, and several more bang, bang, bangs!”

Luckily for Barrios, the LAPD didn’t have one of their sharp shooters on hand who would’ve knocked him out cold with one bang.

After escaping the hail of gunfire that came his way, Barrios managed to get away and make his way onto the Paramount Pictures lot.

Barrios found himself a building that he thought would be a good place to hide out. He opened the door, stepped inside, barricaded himself in, and then took out his knife that he used in order to try to stab himself to death.

Although it’s not certain if Barrios began playing “pokey, poke” with himself before or after the LAPD tried talking some sense into him, even though he tried killing them, it’s clear that he played “pokey, poke” with himself while knowing that the police were hot on his trail. In other words, Barrios more than likely wouldn’t’ve tried stabbing himself if he weren’t caught like a deer in headlights.

Due to the fact that the LAPD couldn’t continue playing “Dr. Phil” with Barrios, the LAPD went ahead and bust down the door and drag Barrios alleged child predator hide out.

Before he was taken to the police station to be photographed and finger printed, Barrios was taken to a hospital and then chained up to the bed rails so that the doctors and nurses could see if those were life threatening wounds that he caused an “innocent” man like himself to have.